Ke$ha - when she burst on the pop scene earlier this year/end of '09 we all thought: yep, she'll be part of a 'one hit wonder compilation album'. Instead, she keeps releasing hits. Sure, real music aficionados would deem them... questionable. But... she's still hanging around!
She appears on the cover of US magazine Complex and inside, she gives the lowdown on what turns her on... yes, it's weird.
You've said that you're not aggressive but you're a pervert. What exactly did you mean by that?
Ke$ha: It's totally true. Except I guess I'm a total perv in every way. Like everyone else, I have bizarre things that turn me on.
What turns you on that people would find bizarre?
Ke$ha: Um, quarters.
Really?
Ke$ha: Yeah, like a bag full of quarters.
So a guy holding a bag full of quarters could potentially turn you on?
Ke$ha: Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it's some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.
Is there a specific type of beard that you're into?
Ke$ha: I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won't discriminate, but my favorite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they're un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.
So you're saying to have a shot with you, I would need a homeless beard and something to do with a bag of quarters?
Ke$ha: You would also have to have a big dick, and I don't really know anything about that. Then you're probably good to go.
Well, I'll work on the beard and quarters. Rihanna recently said that she "didn't want the generic pop record that Ke$ha or Lady Gaga or Katy Perry could do."
Ke$ha: I haven't even read that. I'm so used to the media flipping my words around that I'm sure she meant absolutely no offense to me or Katy or Gaga—Rihanna and me are totally cool, we were just on tour together, and I know that she and Katy are good friends. I don't take any offense because I'm sure it's bullshit anyway.
Ke$ha: Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it's some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.
Is there a specific type of beard that you're into?
Ke$ha: I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won't discriminate, but my favorite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they're un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.
So you're saying to have a shot with you, I would need a homeless beard and something to do with a bag of quarters?
Ke$ha: You would also have to have a big dick, and I don't really know anything about that. Then you're probably good to go.
Well, I'll work on the beard and quarters. Rihanna recently said that she "didn't want the generic pop record that Ke$ha or Lady Gaga or Katy Perry could do."
Ke$ha: I haven't even read that. I'm so used to the media flipping my words around that I'm sure she meant absolutely no offense to me or Katy or Gaga—Rihanna and me are totally cool, we were just on tour together, and I know that she and Katy are good friends. I don't take any offense because I'm sure it's bullshit anyway.
To read more, go here: http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Cover-Girls/Kesha-Hell-On-Wheels
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