Buy the essence of Cumming. Because you squirt it

Actor Alan Cumming has a new scent out ... it's called Cumming. Why not buy a bottle for grandpa while stocks last. It may make the old codger roll over his bed naked like Alan and say things like, "Cumming is sexy, earthy ... shame should not exist ... you are the most interesting thing about yourself ... I'm a man, I'm not going to change for anyone. I'm cumming. Fuck, I can't get it up." Eyeliner optional.