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Kevin Spacey bans Madame Arcati and ex-sister-in-law!

Thursday, June 4, 2009


Madame Arcati is distressed to learn that the global superstar and actor Kevin Spacey has gone to the bother of banning the famous female construct and blogging icon from his Twitter family. In a further disturbing development, Spacey has also blocked his former sister-in-law and artist Stephanie Mastini.

What could have gone through his mind as he clicked "Block" on his Twitter menu before boarding his American Airlines flight (Business Class)?

Why, only the other week, Madame Arcati tweeted him a get-well-soon message after he reported being unwell - "It was like having a bunch of grapes, proffered to a bed-bound loved-one in hospital, thrown back in one's face," blubbed Madame. "Yknow, the white, sweet, seedless variety. They're my preferred grape if I'm forced to eat a fruit that gets thrown back in my face. I don't believe in waste. Despite my dyspepsia."

Stephanie had not even tweeted her former brother-in-law. Recovering from a recent and serious health episode, she was not immediately available to comment. But telepathically she said: "I'll have a few of those grapes, Madame. Could you peel the skin off first? There's a duck."

A revealing Arcati interview with Stephanie in 2007 poured life-giving rain on the arid desert of his own public utterances on his family. Click here. Arcati is also an exhibition centre: check out Stephanie's splendid paintings, click here. I never did work out the ownership of the cock.

Spacey is a tremendous impersonator btw ...


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