J'adore Condé Nast's new biannual glossy Love edited by unofficial UK Vogue editor heir apparent Katie Grand. I'll review it properly sometime very soon but meantime my eye is drawn to the contributors list which boasts scarcely a cock-cunter.
Anders Thomsen shares: "I once shared my last pickled onion with a boy to make him love me."
Mert Alas reveals: "My first love was this guy back in Turkey ... I think he got married."
Olivier Rizzo: Has a partner called Willy. Hello, Willy.
Paul Flynn: "My first love was Lewis Collins in The Professionals.'
Handstanding Joseph Mercier names Optimus Prime in Transformers as his first love. "I Want To Fuck You Like An Animal by Nine Inch Nails is his favourite love song. Mmm, the jury's out on him.
Alasdair McLellan appears to like Bucks Fizz and Tina Turner.
Terry Richardson: Appears heavily tattoooed, naked from the waist up, bespectacled and is into Tropical Skittles. Off my radar, sadly.
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